Anonymous asked: how much do you weigh?
more than a cow.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via you-are-unstoppable)
day blogging = everyone’s at school
night blogging = everyone’s asleep because school’s tomorrow
you see the problem here.
(Source: preppyloser, via yuckier)
me: does a 30 minute jog
me: ok where my hot bod at
(via anonymousissooverated)
THE BURIED LIFE: 45 Life Lessons From A Dying Old Woman With No Reason to Lie.
1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone…
4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
5. Pay off your credit cards…
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
